Cancer

Nobody thinks you are funny until you try to be funny. That’s when you prove you are a lot less funny than you look

But your clumsiness is your saving grace. It’s always hilarious seeing you spill your coffee.

You are far too sensitive, moody, and whiny. Also, you are a sucker, but that’s a good thing because it means you believe in people’s goodness. That’s ironic considering that so many Cancers are in prison.